Weird questions.?

try to answer all of these questions for fun, the answers dont even have to be real or make sense!!!!! WOO HOO!!!

1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?

6. Why is a boxing ring square?

7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?

8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

18. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?

19. If you take an Asian person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?

Weird questions.?

i can answer a few of them:

2) I can put on mascara with my mouth closed

4) all physics are fakes!

7) The smell from the rotting body would escape.. and gosh would it smell horrible.

11) The radio distracts your concentration

The rest are all hilarious. I had never thought about it before... also i like this one:

Why cant anyone lick their elbows?

So weird... anywayz thanks for the laugh! :)

Weird questions.?

All those questions were hilarious! Sadly, I cant answer any of them. Star 4 u!

Here's my pathetic attmept to answer them:

1. you look better that way

2.opening the mouth makes the eye more open

2. (second answer) their amazed of their beauty (or ugliness)

3.because it doesnt want to, of course!

4. they never know if the person is a psychic or not

5. so they can abbreviate it for an example

6.they wouldnt fit in a tiny little ring, those belong on your fingers

7. do you want dead people walking around? no, I didnt think so!

8. b/c it is

9. snow is clumsier than rain

10. because you're just starting the process of stopping

11. no idea, music is supposed to help us concentrate any ways

11. (second answer) Addresses yell their name out when you are looking for it

12. ndishes r more worthy for lemons than you r

13.I think you know why!

14. Why isnt the second hand called the third hand?

15. ever hear a thing called hope?

16.there is: the tops of our feet

17. they prefer tuna...

18.does that mean you can't throw a dog out of window because there is no such thing as puppie litter?

19. let me try that out on my friend...

Weird questions.?

good entertainment....cheers

Weird questions.?

1. because it does the opposite.

2. cause some women suck

3. cause its made of some kind of plastic

4. cause they dont wanna get rich !

5. cause its not abbrivated

6. cause boxes are square :D

7. so the dead wouldnt get out

8. cause they mess up alot

9. cause snow is cooler

10. no idea

11. so we can concentrate !

12. too much acid in real lemons

13. cause he is broke and wants to work with money

14. cause its retarded

15. cause everyone is in a rush

16. really 0.0

17. cause they feel bad for the mouse

18. if they shitt while being thrown out the window

19. i dont get this one

haha i'm just bored.

Weird questions.?

nuts absolutely nuts!